brb drowning myself in the toilet

But which end of the hotdog are you supposed to look through??


I work in a library and one time a woman came in and she wanted the sequel to the book she had just read, which she didnt know the title, author, or even the name of the sequel. All she had for me was ‘no I just read the blue one, I want the red one now’

I worked at a video store for a very long time, and one night I was closing and I saw a customer walk up to the door and pull on it, even though all my lights were off and the open sign was off. They looked at me with a “?????” look on their face. I walked to the door and unlocked it and cracked it open.

Customer: Are you closed?
Me: ….. ….. Yeah?
Customer: Why?
Me: We close at 10 and its 10:05.
Customer: But I have a movie to return.
Me: Well, you can drop it in the night deposit and it will be checked in tomorrow.
Customer: Okay. Will it be checked in as returned tonight?
Me: …. No? Because it will be tomorrow when it gets checked in, so it will be late.
Customer: But I got it here the day it was due.
Me: Yeah, but you have to get it here before we close.
Customer: But you’re still here.
Me: But my system is closed down, because we’re closed.
Customer: Ugh. I hate this place. I am never coming here again. I am only gonna go to Red Box.

This customer was in the next week looking for movies again.


My time at Anime Detour summed up in some random pictures!


I want a chance to be another gender, sexuality, race, or something else I don’t have control over.

I love hearing about so many different lives, and I want a chance to experience others ones.

That’s part of the reason I find a heaven/hell afterlife dumb. Why would I want to be the person I already am forever? Reincarnation would be awesome! Imagine all of the different lives I could live!


How I do - Skirts by *rika-dono




How I do - Skirts by *rika-dono



Phase 1:

  • The watcher is confused and very misdirected.
  • The watcher will question if this anime will be worth the time and effort put in to watching it.

Phase 2:

  • The watcher is now questioning whether he/she should stop watching (irrelevant of course)
  • The watcher already very…

because I made this at 2 am and nobody saw it

Those times when you just wanna laugh like a crazy person who happens to be evil.

Phases of an Anime Watcher by Cole

Phase 1:

  • The watcher is confused and very misdirected. 
  • The watcher will question if this anime will be worth the time and effort put in to watching it.

Phase 2:

  • The watcher is now questioning whether he/she should stop watching (irrelevant of course)
  • The watcher already very acquainted with many main and main-sub characters

Phase 3:

  • The watcher bends time and space to watch this anime at all costs
  • The watcher continues to finish the anime all together

Phase 4:

  • The watcher will begin fantasizing about the most charismatic  character
  • The watcher will start looking up “crude” or “chibi” pictures of their favorite characters
  • Fapping will most likely be a valid option for the watcher
  • The watcher will start buying many objects related to specified anime (Posters, hug pillows, mugs, pens, etc.)

Phase 5:

  • The watcher will start to attend cons and panels for specified anime
  • The watcher will most likely cos play as their favorite character
  • The watcher will start making full blogs and websites dedicated to this anime/character

Phase 6: (best phase)

  • The watcher will start become more aware of others around her/him who are interested in this anime
  • The watcher will make a whole club inside or outside of school dedicated to anime to attract the attention of fellow anime lovers
  • The watcher makes many new friends and even one who is wanting to try out anime
  • The watcher recommends his/her favorite anime to the anime noob

Cycle starts once more



-Season 1

1. Flight

2. The Earth’s Crust
3. Dinosaurs
4. Skin

5. Buoyancy

6. Gravity

7. Digestion

8. Phases of Matter

9. Biodiversity

10. Simple Machines

11. The Moon

12. Sound

13. Garbage

14. Structures

15. Earth’s Seasons

16. Light and Colour

17. Cells

18. Electricity

19. Outer Space

20. Eyeballs

-Season 2

1. Magnetism
2. Wind
3. Blood and Circulation
4. Chemical Reactions
5. Static Electricity
6. Food Web
7. Light Optics
8. Bones and Muscles
9. Ocean Currents
10. Heat
11. Insects
12. Balance
13. The Sun
14. The Brain
15. Forests
16. Communication
17. Momentum
18. Reptiles
19. Atmosphere
20. Respiration

-Season 3

1. Planets and Moon
2. Pressure
3. Plants
4. Rocks and Soil
5. Energy
6. Evolution
7. Water Cycle
8. Friction
9. Germs
10. Climates
11. Waves
12. Ocean Life
13. Mammals
14. Spinning Things
15. Fish
16. Human Transportation
17. Wetlands
18. Birds
19. Populations
20. Animal Locomotion

-Season 4

1. Rivers and Streams
2. Nutrition
3. Marine Mammals
4. Earthquakes
5. NTV Top 11 Video Countdown
6. Spiders
7. Pollution Solutions
8. Probability
9. Pseudoscience
10. Flowers
11. Archaeology
12. Deserts
13. Amphibians
14. Volcanoes
15. Invertebrates
16. Heart
17. Inventions
18. Computers
19. Fossils
20. Time

-Season 5

1. Forensics
2. Space Exploration
3. Genes
4. Architecture
5. Farming
6. Life Cycles
7. Do-It-Yourself Science
8. Atoms and Molecules
9. Ocean Exploration
10. Lakes and Ponds
11. Smell
12. Caves
13. Fluids
14. Erosion
15. Comets and Meteors
16. Storms
17. Measurement
18. Patterns
19. Science of Music
20. Motion

Go watch some science!!!!

I have been waiting for this moment my whole life!